as it is.....

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

A Masterpiece

I came across this forumer who goes by the registered name of Sir Arkane in a public forum quite a while back. I admire him for his excellent command of language and flair for writing. But I've never exchanged words with him cos I'm a lurker and I don't participate in the discussions, though there were many times I was tempted to when some dimwit threw some callous or sexist remarks and I felt so incensed by their ignorance. This happened to Sir Arkane once, and he was embroiled in a spat with an irritating forumer. The outcome of the squabble was insignficant but Sir Arkane was brilliant in lambasting the moron. I love the choice of his words, the way he conveyed his disgust and his wicked sarcasm and I actually saved the masterpiece. So to Sir Arkane, wherever/whoever you are......this is my tribute.

I'm not in the habit to be uncivil in a forum but for genetical garbage like you, I'll make an exception.

First of all, you are vulgar little maggot who goes around the forum like a laxative, irritating the sh*t out of people. I use the word "little" as an overstatement because frankly I find you vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. your mentality seems more primitive than that of a retard.

Your monumental stupidity seems to forbid you to grasp the purpose of a forum, because you do not seem to be interested in discussion, rather you take delight in demonstrating your lack of manners and culture. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced rantings to have with all of us here ? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous, rabid desert rat ?

People have been telling you to b*gger off, but you don't seem to get the concept. You are a sore that won't go away, an infectious disease which people loathe. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are dank and filthy. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You have the personality of wallpaper and the appeal of a paper cut. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will be able to move up a rung on the evolutionary ladder. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles within your disabled self that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
kc 2:30 PM

3 Comments:

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dearest kc,
I tried very hard to read your blog, bcoz got to search the dictionary :(
pls link the difficult words to dictionary.com after u know how to put a link there ya :D
thnx :p

linking sample:
<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dimwit
target="_blank">dimwit</a>
darling blur,

wait lar....hehe still learning how to put link mah. afterwards u teach me how to upload photos ok!
thnx

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