as it is.....

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a beautiful groovy princess. Groovy cos the Princess is different from the princesses portrayed in our nursery books. The Princess in this fable dyes her hair in multi colour hues, is forever on a diet, is commitment phobic and goes for aerobics 24/7......lord knows how she does her aerobics, she's supposed to be in an enchanted kingdom in ancient time and the only music you'll hear comes from the chirping of birds or synchronised farts from some beer bellied old men. So if any one of you guys ever wondered how this silly craze started where clueless women unabandonly jump, twist and flail their arms about in the name of exercising, well now you know who to point the finger to, right? But I digress............

Anyway, back to the story.........despite all her eccentricities, the Princess is well loved by all her people and she is blessed with a sweet, loyal, kind, friendly, adorable, gentle, compassionate, tender-hearted pal. And for the sake of anonymity, the said friend shall only be known as........ahem.........the Cutie.

One day, the Princess and her sidekick, the Cutie were as usual hanging out in the forest. The Cutie was burying her nose in a book titled "1001 Kamasutra Positions" while the Princess was engrossed in her furtile search for frogs. Well you see.........someone has been telling the Princess that if she kisses a frog, it will turn into a handsome prince of her dreams. But frankly speaking, after more than 100 frogs being involuntarily smooched and molested by her, still no prince in sight. And the Cutie thinks that the Princess has started to look suspiciously similar the pond dwelling species after too many kissings.

Suddenly a bunch of rowdy vicious parang-wielding bandits appeared from nowhere shouting and brandishing their weapon at the Princess. They have planned to kidnap the Princess and demand for a ransom of a second-hand Kancil from the King. Heh! Of all people in the kingdom they chose the Princess to mess with. Those stupid goons don't know how to write the word D-I-E. Surrounded and trapped, the Princess shot a piercing glare to one of the guys and he dropped dead in an instant. The Cutie who was hiding underneath the Princess' skirt all this while, shouted "Hey You idiots fuck off! You'll be a deadshit if she's angry". No sooner as she said this, there was a loud ripping sound. All heads turned...........OMG! The Princess has turned into a green giant incredible hulk! Her eyes were penetrating red, the clothes were ripped and torn with with mucles bulging on her arms and legs. Seeing this, the bandits dropped everything and ran helter-skelter for their lives.

So once again, the great Princess saves the day! Now that her anger sizzled down, the Princess returned to her normal beautiful sexy 34-19-34 figure........but of course although her clothes were still torn into bits but somehow it just managed to cover the strategic areas. To those of you who are curious.........no the Cutie does not know about the Princess' cup size or whether she dyes her pubes according to the colour of her hair. The Cutie has not seen anything. Damn!

The end.



Please note that the above fairy tale is written based on a figment of the writer's imagination. Any close resemblance of character to a person living is purely coincidental.........really.

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