Thursday, March 03, 2005
Advertisement and me
Hahaha! Was clearing out excess junk from my MS Outlook when I came across the personals' advertisement my friend and I put up last year in one of the mailing list. Maybe we were drunk or maybe we were high with viral fever that fateful day we decided to.....ahem....highlight all our fine attributes for the world to appreciate. Damn we were vain! This was the original version before it was edited :
Hi! I'm xxx frm Penang, xx yo n currently working n studying graphic designing part time. I'm tall n good looking n ppl tell me I look like F4. but no lar...i dun think I really look like F4. when I turn left I think I look like Aaron Kwok, turn right I'm a bit like Brad Pitt, frm behind ppl think I'm Louis Koo Tien Lok, n if u meet me face-to-face I look like Leslie Cheung........sakit perut wan to berak dat time!!
I'm also very romantic person cos I like to give present to my gf n praise them. For example last time when I was going out with my ex-gf I sing her a song n told her dat she look beautiful with her face round like a 50 sen coin, her eyes so big like a lalat, her hair so curly like maggie mee perasa tomyam, her breast so small like an airport."
hi! I'm yyy frm Ipoh, yy yo n currently working. Like my friend xxx, I also have superstar looks. If I stand in front of mirror, I look exactly like "tai fan shue". When I turn right n turn left, also like "tai fan shue". But frm behind ppl think I'm Doraemon n ask for my autograph. I'm a very sexy person cos my vital statistic is 34-22-34 ( if I dun eat for 300 days). I'm also as romantic as xxx and I like to bring my partner to beautiful places with mountains n waterfall. I will sing tamil song to her, roll down the mountain n dance around the coconut trees."
Please contact xxx at xxx@yahoo.com.sg or yyy at yyy@yahoo.com if u're interested. And for the upcoming Christmas festivals, we're throwing in a promotion "BUY 1 FREE 1" while stocks last. Thank you n hv a nice day.
Now should I post this ad in fridae.com?
Hi! I'm xxx frm Penang, xx yo n currently working n studying graphic designing part time. I'm tall n good looking n ppl tell me I look like F4. but no lar...i dun think I really look like F4. when I turn left I think I look like Aaron Kwok, turn right I'm a bit like Brad Pitt, frm behind ppl think I'm Louis Koo Tien Lok, n if u meet me face-to-face I look like Leslie Cheung........sakit perut wan to berak dat time!!
I'm also very romantic person cos I like to give present to my gf n praise them. For example last time when I was going out with my ex-gf I sing her a song n told her dat she look beautiful with her face round like a 50 sen coin, her eyes so big like a lalat, her hair so curly like maggie mee perasa tomyam, her breast so small like an airport."
hi! I'm yyy frm Ipoh, yy yo n currently working. Like my friend xxx, I also have superstar looks. If I stand in front of mirror, I look exactly like "tai fan shue". When I turn right n turn left, also like "tai fan shue". But frm behind ppl think I'm Doraemon n ask for my autograph. I'm a very sexy person cos my vital statistic is 34-22-34 ( if I dun eat for 300 days). I'm also as romantic as xxx and I like to bring my partner to beautiful places with mountains n waterfall. I will sing tamil song to her, roll down the mountain n dance around the coconut trees."
Please contact xxx at xxx@yahoo.com.sg or yyy at yyy@yahoo.com if u're interested. And for the upcoming Christmas festivals, we're throwing in a promotion "BUY 1 FREE 1" while stocks last. Thank you n hv a nice day.
Now should I post this ad in fridae.com?
kc 5:26 PM